Musings of a runner: Angrez movie clip

Intro

This blog as might be apparent from the title has to do with running, biking and basically other outdoor individualistic sports, sometimes extreme, such as rock climbing . But don't be surprised if you find articles on work, personal life, music and even philosophy, this blog is an exception in this aspect in the blogosphere of running blogs and I am trying to revamp the blog to make it more runner friendly. You might want to look at the sidebar titled 'categorised', which as is obvious, categorizes my posts into different areas of interest.
The other thing that might interest many people is a section on 'running videos' and 'general videos' on the side bar, which I keep updating now and then.
I plan to bring in more posts on running and biking, with some added colour, so as to make them 'complete'. That's about it for now.
As a post-note, I have run a half-marathon, but I am yet to attempt a marathon, which through some concerted effort and time should happen in the future, but that ofcourse is not the culmination of this blog, it would on the contrary be something to jumpstart this blog onto new vistas.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Angrez movie clip

I just got to watch the movie Angrez. This is a proper hyderabadi movie that highlights the hyderabadi hindi-urdu language with all the mannerisms, expressions and lingo. For starters, I recommend watching this clip

I have the script written below for the clip:

Jehangir: Salam Malikum Ismail Bhai.
Ismail Bhai : Malikum salam Jehangir.
Others: Aa bait re. Sab khairiyat.
Jehangir: Aur sab khairiyat Ismail Bhai? kya ustad apke ghar pe aye to aisa bol diye?
Other guy: Kya hua ustad?
Ismail Bhai: Arre tum logan serious kaiko lete yarro?Ismail bhai ke patte hain. Pachis saal se Charminar me baita hua hoon, Kuch izzat hain yaaron!Tum logan kya to bhi samje re mereko?
Jehangir: Acha, woh sab jando ustaad. Parson, Dabeerpure me kya ladai hua maloom? Chindiya ladai hui. Kya hua bole to mai, izzar, Jabbar, jalil, patel, mallesh, Chinna, Feroz, Khaidar, Iqbal pure gaye the dekho ladai me. Khali ladon se diye. ghab-ghib, ghab-ghib, ghab-ghib....Mai kya kara bole to labbar ki chappal dal le ke, kata wisil dalke, diwar khudke woh diya, woh diya, woh diya puron ku. Phir Akbaar ko kicha deroon. Kya re Akbaar, tu bhi do bhairiyan rakh de re, do do gardhan pe kichde re bole to..Akbaar mereko bolraa 'merehich bazoo circle tehra hua tha. Mai kaisa maroon'.
Ek char chai, adha dabbe bada goldflake bhejo ji Ismail bhai ke table pe.

Enter Salim Pheku on an stylish scooter.

Salim pheku: Salam maalikum Ismail Bhai.
Ismail Bhai: Maalikum salaam.
Jehangir: Aa gaya Salim Pheku.
Salim pheku: Ismail bhaaai. Aur kya haal he? Haan..Sab maje me hain?
Aur kya ustaad?
Ismail Bhai: Kya re Salim, kya khusboo aari re?
Salim Pheku: Poison dal diya.
Jehangir: Kya re? Posion dal diya.
Other guy: Arre, kya phek ra re une
Jehangir: Kya phek ra re bhai
Salim Pheku: Arre, tum logan cheap category ke, local basti ke ciggarete logan hai. Poison boleto scent ko bolte. Bahar milta.
Jehangir: Ha. Abids ke footpath pe milta woh.
Salim Pheku: Woh duplicate tumhare baba lagate.
Jehangir: Baba pe nako jao.
Salim pheku: Arre chal ja re ...
Ismail Bhai: Arre tum logaan ladlo nako yaro
SP: Arre, mai kya bolraon bhai...
IB: Aah..
SP: Poison boleto scent ko bolte. Mere bedroom me saatsow kisam ke scent ke shishian he. Mai jab bhi dawat me jatoan na..ek puri scent ki shishi dal leke jataon..kapadon me, idar..udar, cheddi me, jooton me..sab dalleke jataon..Kal raat ko kya hua maloom?
IB: Kya hua?
SP: Krishna Oberoi me daawat thi. Daawat me jaate..purae manegaraan..vanegaraan hello hai bole. Mai bola, party kahan chali bole to blanket hall me chali bole.
Other guy 2: Kaunse hall me?
SP: Blanket hall yaaro. Blanket hall me aise ghuste hi purae logan nachre. Mai bola, ab mai nachne gaya tho pure pottiyan mujhe lapat jate..
IB: Aah..
SP: Tho, mai aise bazzoo se nikalraon...
IB: Aah..
SP: Tho do logan tehre hue the. Jaake aate waloon ko kya suna rahe the maloom?
IB: Aah..
SP: Arre, ine English filimon ka hero dikhra nahi?
IB: Abaa..
SP: Ab, mai halloo jake table pe bait gaya.
IB: Aah..
SP: Baithehi waiter aya..
IB: Aah..
SP: Aake bola. Sir, anything tanda garam? Ab sharaab tho mai peeta nahi. Mai bola ek aaall mixed fruit juice la bola.
IB: Aan?
SP: Aisa baithe saamne se Mallika dheki..
IB: Aah..Mallika? Kaun?
SP: Arre murder yaaro. Bhaagleke aate, Mallika boli: "Hi Salim. Where are you? How do you do? Now you do" bolke pakad li!Mallika, pure logan dekhren.. ye Kya kar rahi ho tum?Boleto, une kya boli maalum, "Aise kaama kare to apan popular hote boli". Phir lapatne aate hi, mail bola, dheko control me raho.
IB: Aah..
SP: Mereko phir lapti ustaad.
IB: Aah..
SP: Lapatke, idar pappi, udar pappi..Tum samajh rahe naa..
IB: Aah..
SP: Udar pappi, idar pappi deke..meri phulna shuru hogayi.
J: Kya phulna shuru hogayi baap Salim?
SP: Arre saans phulna shuru ho gayi yaaro..Uske baad me mereko kya bolri maloom?
IB: Aah..
SP: Ab tum mere saat Mumbai chalna katte..
IB: Kaiku?
SP: Mai bola Mumbai jaake mai kya karoonga? To kya boli maalum? Mai tumhareko hero banati hoon. Maine bola bombai me ek se ek hero he.
IB: Aah..
SP: Mai aake kya karoonga boleto kya boli maalum?
IB: Aah..
SP: Ek bhi hero kaam ka nahi he bombai me. Biral bait gaye
IB: Aah..
SP: Thoda ek do glass beer veer kyaki pee lee une. Phir mereko boli, "Salim, Mereko bore marra party me. Long drive pe jaana he.
IB: Kidar jana he?
SP: Ab, hyderabad me long drive pe kahan le jaoon? Kya kara maloom, gadi me aisa bitake Begumpet se panjagutta. Panjaagutta se necklace road mara. Phir aisa tank bund pe lete hee, kya boli malum? Salim, mereko icecream hona. Bolte hi, seeda lakhe aise Mozamjahi market ke pas rokha
IB: Wahan kahan he?
SP: Arre, Mashoor icecream nahi he yaaro. Paanch paanch cup icecream khaaye.
IB: Paanch paanch cuppu?
SP: Itte itte tho cuppa the yaaro. Khaliye baad bola, ab to tum zara thande hogaye honge bolke..seeda usko legaya krishna oberoi thak. Mai bola tum jao ghar ko. Mai bhi jataon ghar ko goodnight boleto kya bolri malum. Salim, tum ab kahin jana vana nahin. Aisa kaisa hota? Tum mere saat room ko chalo, kuch batana hai boli. Ab mai kya kara, uno bolri bolke mai seedha room tak chale gaya. Ab room ko chale gaya baad, raat bhar kya hua nakko poocho.
J: Neend me se khuli baap aanka Salim Teri.
Other guy: Subah
Everyone: Ha ha ha............

Long live hyderabadi Hindi and Telugu.